hey so if i see you again you better hope there’s no sharp objects near me because I’ll stab you
SOME PEOPLE ARE GRIEVING BECAUSE A NURSE’S DOG WHO POTENTIALLY CONTRACTED EBOLA WAS H U M A N E L Y PUT DOWN.
THEY RIOTED OVER THIS.
THEY SIGNED A 390, 000 PETITION TO SAVE THAT DOG.
PEOPLE ARE BEING EXECUTED IN THE STREET FOR BEING BROWN AND YOU WANT TO RIOT OVER A DOG.
pretty sure the westboro baptist church think about gay sex more than gay people think about gay sex
- Thorin: I'm going to reclaim my lost homeland from a living embodiment of death and greed.
- Gandalf: Cool.
- Gandalf: Hey, can I bring my friend?
- Gandalf: He needs to get out of the house more.
it’s my birthday today and my friend is taking me to the Bronx zoo, then im having a bonfire/camping party, then we’re going hiking 😱
hurray for cramming the night before the SATs 😒
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
tips for lonely people
stop a ton of random people in the street and say “think of me when you poop” and they’ll be so shocked that they actually will think of you when they poop and you can rest in comfort knowing someone thought about you that day
i want to be in love again