it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have
deep conversations with open minded people are my most favorite things ever
i miss you but i really don’t
I read all our old text messages and I didn’t feel anything so that’s good
- Female Comic: Being a woman is kind of a nightmare sometimes!
- The General Public: *crickets*
- Louis CK: Being a woman is kind of a nightmare sometimes!
- The General Public: *standing ovation* *balloons drop from ceiling* *Louis CK elected President of Comedy* Hahaha that is SO TRUE! I'm so glad this guy gets it! Have you heard his bit about how it's ok to say faggot?
I really want to text him and talk to him and visit him because that drunk snapchat where he pleaded me to visit and said I love you kind of makes me think he misses me, but on the other hand it makes me think like maybe he’s the kind of drunk that just tells everyone he loves them and I’m confused and hurt and I don’t know what to do. I don’t want to text him because of the chance that he really doesn’t give a fuck about me but I do because I want to see him and talk to him again. why do I care about this dipshit jesus christ
why is kissing someone while they’re angry considered cute. if i was in an argument with someone and they kissed me i’d probably knee them in the crotch
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
holy shit he was so fucked up last night and he snapchatted me from his dorm saying “I don’t know where I am right now and I’m so fucked up but please visit I love you!!” I’m actually peeing my pants it was hilarious
every winter it’s always the same. it’s so easy to cover up.